Jokes that don’t meet Flobs’ exacting standards thread

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No elbow bend for his handbag…

Mmmm not sure how that’s even borderline funny. He can’t help it that he has a congenital problem with scoliosis.

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Does he??..well I never knew that…even when he played for Shitty, it was never mentioned…

Still a massive twat though

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I have never heard this before and he has talked about people mocking his running a couple of times. Link please.

My mistake, he doesn’t actually have a structural issue

Joke away!

army le GIF

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In fairness, this is easily done if traffic is heavy and you don’t drive like a t@@t blocking the lanes when the roundabout is static.

However in this instance……

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Went to a farm to pick up a Christmas :christmas_tree: tree , the farmer said are you putting it up yourself??

I said no am putting it up in the hallway like everyone else ! :roll_eyes::christmas_tree::joy:

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OH FFS

Crazy.
Generically, I prefer animals to humans.

The human race is riddled with various despicable varieties, animals are just animals.

Ironic how certain humans are described as animals too.