International football is a damnable evil curse which causes otherwise reasonable people to lose their minds and start babbling gibberish. This thread is yet another example of its malign influence.
Vulnerable people are especially prone to random acts of insanity like starting this thread, as they grapple with the emotional maelstrom caused by their favourite players being sent around the world to risk injury playing irrelevant matches.
The only cure is to lie down in a cool, dark, quiet room and wait until it’s over.
Anyone that voted dislocated bums is getting blocked and won’t be able to see any of the goal gifs I post. @RedWhippet so far looks like you’ll be the only one who still gets to see them