You should understand how I feel, I “draft pick(ed)” it, and you “daft prick(ed)” me.
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How to say you are a Saudi owned club without saying you are a Saudi owned club.
Cunts should be investigated but the toothless FA isn’t doing a single thing
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Oops… 
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Oh come on, it’s Caught Offside 
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Just read that and they could literally change names, club of player and transfer fee and it’s a template for any number of rumours.
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What a shame this would be, yikes 
shame for him , couldn’t care less what it means for chelsea.
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In fairness, he just signed a long contract on a huge wage. Horrible to see this happen to any young player but at least this hasn’t happened before a major transfer.
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Just the 17 midfielders left then?
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Nike too, I hope we shoot the one of Nike who proposed such monstrosity to us.
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Caicedo with a knee injury.
He probably tripped over one of their army of players being forced to get ready in the middle of the changing room.
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Caicedo and Lavia to be the new Naby and Ox?
Don’t care what they do. We didnt get them.
But would be karma for Chelsea for sure
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I’ve never considered Chelsea worthy of my contempt, but I always chuckle when they lose 
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Don’t care about Chelsea. But their fans are insufferable
So let me get this straight. Last year it was obvious to everyone their greatest issue was putting the ball in back of the goal. Scored 38 in 38. Had the whole summer to sort it. Spent a king’s ransom followed by a shipload of Spanish doubloons. Result. 5 goals in 5 matches.
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Tbf, that bloke N’Kockyleaky or whatever got injured first game out (or was it in preseason?) and he was on the end of a lot of Sobo’s magic for Leipzig last season. Got to be a big miss for the chavs. Shame really 
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