FFS, 13 seconds.
I know how we all feel about Shitty, but if you didnāt lol then youāre dead inside.
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Kind of hard to park the bus when you go one down after 15 seconds.
Who was the first United player to touch it? De Gea fishing it out of the net?
Nearly a second.
If we all pray really hardā¦
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I had Goldbridge on for the goal, tooā¦
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Chapman shamelessly sat next to Glazer there
If City have to win this, I hope itās 10-0.
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I hope Cheaters peak today, thrash the Scum and get beat in the CL final
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Wankers vs Wankers
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Couldnāt be less arsed about a final.
Iām more excited about Inverness in the Scottish one later. And thatās not a high level trust me.
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Lucky to get away with that
The meteorite option is appealing! But just in case it doesnāt happen, hereās what I want:
- A big Man City win by 5 or 6, a real trouncing for Man Utd
- Nobody to care about Man Citys win
- Instead, the focus to grow on their cheating, and that becomes the narrative leading up to the CL final, helped by the Man Utd PR machine
- All Man Citys achievements in the Abu Dhabi era to be removed from the record books, with relegation, transfer ban, points deduction, the lotā¦ commensurate with the years of cheating. Hopefully sooner rather than later.
Edit
Tierney would have given a Liverpool player a red for that
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De Gea could have saved that so easilyā¦
BWAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAA
Inverness were playing when I was at the final. Unfortunately I was nominally there as a Falkirk fan.
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Iām dead if a metorite hits 
If itās big enough we all are.
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Letās go for the other options then!
Iām loving the scientific analysis of the meteorite option!
How about a massive sink hole opening up under the Wembley pitch then? Sort of like Batman, only this time, none of them are heard from again.