FIFA World Cup 2026 - USA/Canada/Mexico (Part 2)

Tell me how hendo is in the team and Palmer isn’t

He must be listening to Shearer on commentary.

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Palmer was shit last season.

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Textbook England. Defenders over elaborating to try to play out, playing themselves into a bit of trouble before it to the keeper who just twats it.

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My commentators are very enthusiastic about England fouling

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And Hendo isn’t in the team.

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What a shambolic performance so far :joy:

Oh this is a bit unexpected

Breaking commentary on @Magnus in the shower…

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England’s midfield has no balance.

Sorry to harp on, but 3 all-rounders trying to play football.

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Dr. Congo looks to have painful instruments to torture England with, but he is quite imprecise and loses the ball in too many situations where he is off balance. Better use more of the instruments then, because England will score on this team.

Rashford just doesn’t have a footballing brain with his runs and positioning

Oh, this hydration break could not have come at a better time for England.

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He’s looks asleep as well.

They should use this hydration break to grab a cold shower and calm down

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But Pickford would have done better to put it long. He lobbed to the space behind the England right mid, too far ahead of the fullback. Mid had to come back right into the Congo press

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What does Declan Rice do to get all the hype he does he is a plodder.

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Apart from his speed and the cut inside and shoot, he offers nothing, he’s poor passer and a poor crosser.

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I just saw the current score :sob:
We are hopeless.

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