FIFA World Cup 2026 - USA/Canada/Mexico (Part 3)

Anyone that’s stayed up to watch this deserves the rest of the week off.

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Quite honestly and just slightly exaggerated, the columbian players should all be electrocuted with pretty high voltage if they don’t jump up from the grass after 5 seconds (unless knocked down actually hard), because they have been making love to the grass on the pitch

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Before the start of this match, I never thought it could be scoreless.

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Norwegian commentator is guaranteeing us a penalty competition less worse than the last Switzerland won, which is after all, famous for being the worst ever.
Low chance of that.

Anyway, Switzerland has a very tragicomic history in penalty comps, so let us enjoy this. It’s going to suck. They are going to suck

I’m trying my best to stay awake, but it’s difficult. Okay, now Pens.

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It has been a poor game, but at least it is going to conclude soon and we will see some goals, albeit from the spot.

Norwegian commentator, Alexander Schau (he is kind of an amusing guy), thinks Switzerland has a chance at penalties if they “take out” the Columbian keeper first. Possible, but not legal

A badly placed penalty, but that doesn’t matter

Swiss pen ok, but almost saved.

Uh oh, Spurs effect possible

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Oupsie!

Of course it’s a (ex) Spurs affiliated player.

Haha tottingham in the house

Once Spursy, always Spursy

Competently placed

Wasn’t in?

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Had the balls to take one.

Respect to him.

Jesus, not the best pen, but worked out

I’m Lovin it!

I’ll always say - just get it on target. Always a chance the keeper won’t be able to stop it even if they dive the right way.