FIFA World Cup 2026 - USA/Canada/Mexico (Part 4)

burns a striker now

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They have plenty of time to build a coherent attack instead of just lobbing it into the box over and over again.

Sorry dude.

That tree just got knocked over by light breeze.

Maybe Harry was right.

Maybe Tuchel is indeed a German spy

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tuchel shit the bed here

Same old England ain’t it.

Hard work and grit, fuck all actual quality to change things

Dan Burn:

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Kane has been ummm, not good

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Kane on half way trying a cross field ball sums up this England side. Hopefully this is the last major tournament we see Kane.

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There is a funny Bill De Blasio meme who was an unpopular NYC mayor, but was replaced by a lunatic. The Onion ran a piece about a year into the new administration with De Blaisio reportedly saying “well, not so easy to find a mayor that doesn’t suck shit, is it.”

I bet a lot of people will be thinking fondly of the waist coat tomorrow

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It’s okay, guys. England will learn their lesson. Next time, they’ll use 7 defenders.

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This is 100% on the tactical choice to let one of the best teams in the world at breaking down compact defences do just that for 20 minutes.

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If the match is lost, it certainly won’t be because Argentina played unfairly. England had it in their own hands.

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Tbf the discourse is a lot funnier when England loses.

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Tuchel needs to take full responsibility

Sticking Burn upfront makes us a laughing stock.

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World class finisher but never World class when it matters = not World class

All pisstakes aside, I honestly have sympathy for those of you on here who are English fans. This must suck arse in a massive way.

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Come on Emi, show us the infamous celebration.

Emi Argentina GIF

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