… or the Glasgow baggage handler that set about the two terrorists at Glasgow airport in 2007 - all he had was a fire extinguisher to hit them with :0)
If we were to get a Constitution like the U.S. then I hope that the ‘Right to bear fire extinguishers’ is incorporated into it? 
Apparently this isn’t funny, but really, good on her. California’s got plenty of coast. Go and surf somewhere else. That’s her home you’re playing in.
This is glorious…
Mike Dean’s going to be on Sky Saturday Sport…giving a ref’s outlook on play…oh what fun.
Glorious stuff…
Not sure what is more embarresing. Getting outsmarted by a newt, or a country electing someone as leader that got outsmarted by a newt?
I hope they have charged her with fraud.
An awful waxwork of Messi due to it looking more like Gary Neville… has now been dubbed -
Lionel Neville with Peter Crouch’s Arms :0)
If this is a marketing ploy, it’s genius…
I mean, what would be the point of issuing this as a wanted poster 
Criminal cover-up: offender’s face hidden in bizarre police mugshot
I’d still recognise luissuarez anywhere.
By the chip on his shoulder?
Lucky, or unlucky guy here, depending on your viewpoint :0)
Wife stabs husband after finding snaps of ‘younger woman’ – turns out it was her
During the violent assault, the woman known as ‘Leonora R’ is also reported to have thrown insults at him, with her husband eventually managing to snatch the knife away from her
A green-eyed wife allegedly knifed her hubby after discovering snaps of him in bed with a “younger woman”, failing to realise it was actually her.
The woman, known as ‘Leonora R’, was nicked after neighbours tipped off the police about the screaming and shouting from the home she shares with her partner in Cajeme, Sonora, Mexico, as per reports.
Her husband, only referred to as ‘Juan N’, was found with multiple stab wounds on his arms and legs. Leonora reportedly stumbled upon the photos on Juan’s mobile and mistook them as evidence of his infidelity.
It seems the woman didn’t recognise her younger self…
Juan then clarified that the risqué photos were from their early days together, leading Leonora to recognise her younger self. He informed the police that he had discovered the snaps in an old email and moved them to his phone.
The case was reportedly handed over to the Public Ministry of State Attorney General’s Office. The extent of the victim’s injuries remains unclear, but he was rushed to hospital.