This is a central heating guy I wouldn’t want in my house :0)
April fools?
Apparently Brooklyn Beckham has been on Instagram, confirming his parents are indeed twats. He says they only care about “Brand Beckham” and Victoria grinded on him at his wedding (…?) after secretly arranging with the DJ that she is introduced as ‘the most beautiful woman in the room’.
I’m just grateful my grandma died when she did because this would’ve killed her. In many ways, Brand Beckham is all she cared about.
Not sure where to put this…but it seems fun…the only thing is rats in the house…is that really a good idea?
So, how do you fence 12 tons of chocolate bars?
https://x.com/babybeginner/status/2038760137528406023
https://x.com/babybeginner/status/2038886209465073684
This threads and some of the comments and funny statements are hilarious ![]()
Great stuff Livs ![]()
Surely, Colgate takes the 𝚌̶𝚊̶𝚔̶𝚎̶ chocolate.


