I’ll have a bitter please...It’s the Everton thread (Part 1)

m not sure even Liverpool fans havee watched it that many times

They seem to defy expectations at times, feels like we’ve been here before.

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How many times is Dyche going to see this match ?

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He should have just waited a week or so instead of watching the last one 47 times.

Blowing a 2-0 lead and getting nothing from what could have been a pivotal win is one of those events that leaves scars

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And they did it

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Blueshite putting out a box set :0)

Will make it to their end of season DVD.

Yeah , the blueshites should still make those. Seeing as they continue to live in the past.

Wouldn’t that mean they make a VHS, that would be around the time they were last relevant

A DVD is them trying to show they are still relevant.

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A box set, as in, every episode ends with the same scoreline.!

25.8%

That’s how much possession they had against Southampton last night whilst getting knocked out of the EFL cup…at home…pathetic.

Dyche will be out of work soon. Bet he cant wait

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He’s got till this December.

Everton cant afford to fire him. The incoming ownership can and mostly will.

Just hope we give them a sound trashing and then he can go fuck off.

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Did they field a really weak side? That is quite a grim result/performance otherwise.

Not sure if that counts as a weakened side considering the first string xi isn’t any better. Still shouldn’t be 25% possession at home against a very weak southampton side.

Not many starters, though you would have to look at the side Southampton put out. But that kind of possession at home is striking, possibly a sign of a team is already mentally beaten.

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Not sure how many are starters for Southampton on this one. Lallana probably isn’t a starter anymore.

Tbf Soton’s 2nd team is probably stronger than Everton’s first & I think Soton have averaged about 55% possession this season.

A draw between 2 championship standard sides is about right, then pens is just a toss of a coin.

There’s only a couple of starters for Southamptonnin that team.

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Most of them would be meaningless passes seeing as how they’ve struggled to score goals.