No problem, like a good friend of mine, would say: I’m from Yorkshire, we are as tight as a ducks ass … 
True too true…we’ve got jumpers, tracky bottoms, socks n blankets…no heating ye:rofl:
Well what helps are single malts to keep warm and since I was in Harrogate last week I bought a single malt from Yorkshire. A Filey Bay, so far it did not impress me 
Guilty as charged!
This happens a lot. I ordered new numbers for our front door, number 14. The idiots sent 41. 
I accidently took my cats medication last night
Don’t as meow
what kind of idiot puts banana’s in the fridge. makes them go black!
It’s to prevent them going black on the dining room table as there’s no heating.
I literally lived this joke once at a festival, entirely unintentionally I promise - “wow, that was fucking intense”. Funniest I’ve ever been.