Jokes that don’t meet Flobs’ exacting standards thread

[RedOpium]

Lance🇱🇨

[RedOpium]

What did we witness

[Retro_Helix]

[The-AllMightyReds]

Come on Retro…let’s not be posting jokes of this nature.

We’ve got sensitive people such as myself about.

[The-AllMightyReds]

Don’t think I can ever see Christmas in the same light again after this.

[Commando]

That puts me in mind of the lyrics to Tina Turner’s ‘The Best’.

“You’re simply the best”

Thanks love, that means a lot.

“Better than all the rest”

Wait, what? When you say “all the rest” how many are we talking?

[redfanman]

The Exploding Heads

[Flobs]

I hope that’s her boyfriend and not an instructor.

[Retro_Helix]

[Flobs]

Will there be dumplings?

[gasband]

she needs to be in the figure skating thread

[Flobs]

i was wondering where everyone went when there are no matches.
Where is it?

[Retro_Helix]

[deneb]

[aussielad]

[sandsoftime]

I worked with a guy called Ronnie Sole…
You can imagine the nickname he was given eh :0)

[Mascot]

I had a teacher at school called Geoff Hook. Why he chose that profession, I will never know.

[Derecho]

No Context Brits

[RedOpium]

[RedOpium]

Some things never change.