Jokes that don’t meet Flobs’ exacting standards thread

Got to say that this is everything I hate about social media.

Two anonymous people both acting violently. One of whom could be seriously injured or worse.

Published for the world to see, judge, and ridicule.No context, no explanation, no basic concern for the wellbeing of the people involved.

Somebody finds it funny to add drum beats at the point of assault and repeat the impact over and over.

Violence pain and ridicule have somehow become entertainment.

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The missus complained last night that I never do anything anymore to take her breath away. So this morning I hid her inhaler

Now the waiting game begins.

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Failed first reply lol

Anyway, was expecting a fail at the end…was bitterly dissapointed

Look at Messi’s face, he knows it’s coming as well and enjoyed it :joy:

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Messi is increasingly resembling Dustin Hoffman in Rainman. That’s exactly who I imagine he’s like. Socially awkward, little charisma, no real idea about how anything is supposed to operate in the real world; basically a footballing savant.

No. This post wasn’t funny.

I apologise.

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So he’s basically exactly same as me… but a little bit better at footy…

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There, FIFY

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Funny, always pictured you as taller

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