Jokes that don’t meet Flobs’ exacting standards thread

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Heard this the other day - made me chuckle…

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends?..His wife wont let him.

https://twitter.com/interesting_aIl/status/1757102544633901519

Some truly sad men in Russia today. They missed out on this opening :frowning:
Must feel rough!

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https://twitter.com/i/status/1757646376744210701

No

I’m assuming that’s a fake. Filming yourself committing GBH and then uploading the result to social media wouldn’t indicate that he was the sharpest tool in that van.

Well it was on Twitter.
However, what does the law state if someone is actively stealing your motor from the boundary of your property?

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Maybe reasonable force?

Half killing the guy probably contravenes that ideal!

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Agreed

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You just would, wouldn’t you?

https://twitter.com/i/status/1757517502614233396

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I regret posting the conspiratorical Qanon stuff so soon after the shooting. It was tasteless and I apologice.

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We could do with a thread that is “this isn’t actually a joke as such but they walk amongst us”

Actually, that’s just most of Twitter, really.

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But can she barrow 2 ton of ballast for pathways…and mix cement…