Jokes that don’t meet Flobs’ exacting standards thread

[Commando]

I’m doing great Thank You. My speech is a lot clearer than ot was. Just getting back to fitness now. The long hard slog.

[sandsoftime]

Remember to get some Aubergine soup down ya @Commando - stuff for Champions :0)

[Klopptimist]

[aussielad]

[aussielad]

Croc Turnbull on Reels | Croc Turnbull · Original-Audio

[aussielad]

[Retro_Helix]

[Retro_Helix]

[Retro_Helix]

[RedWhippet]

When Dorothy Parker was contacted by her editor about her overdue work during her honeymoon, she replied: ‘I’m too fucking busy and vice versa’.

[Klopptimist]

[koptician]

[koptician]

[koptician]

[aussielad]

[Retro_Helix]

[Retro_Helix]

[toro]

https://x.com/paddypower/status/1801721232079077581?s=46&t=o3XUPKxiqJH7KZYdWMCtqg

[aussielad]

I asked my wife if she fell from heaven?

Cause so did Satan, and there are strong similarities

[Klopptimist]

Me and United.