Jokes that don’t meet Flobs’ exacting standards thread

I’m doing great Thank You. My speech is a lot clearer than ot was. Just getting back to fitness now. The long hard slog. :+1::nerd_face:

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Remember to get some Aubergine soup down ya @Commando - stuff for Champions :0)

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When Dorothy Parker was contacted by her editor about her overdue work during her honeymoon, she replied: ‘I’m too fucking busy and vice versa’.

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https://x.com/EfsoSahne/status/1800639178004164897

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https://x.com/paddypower/status/1801721232079077581?s=46&t=o3XUPKxiqJH7KZYdWMCtqg

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I asked my wife if she fell from heaven?

Cause so did Satan, and there are strong similarities