Liverpool FC - Pre-season

Mo is laughing because he’s farting and making everyone behind run through his cloud.

Or the captain is making a show to the squad of taking pre-season seriously.

Or he didn’t hear the joke, or he was the butt of the joke, or he laughed 2 second later.

Christ almighty.

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It’s halal.

he’s just serious business, ya know?

Don’t you know I’m an expert in 2 second twitter clips and the body language contained in such :confused:

Yes that is possible too :joy:

https://twitter.com/TheKopWatch/status/1680998283387305985?s=20

Klopp is a bit more mobile than Fabinho.

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Liverpool hammer blow to pre season as Robertson is fined £1 for wearing pink boots.

https://twitter.com/IanDoyleSport/status/1681350299879866368?s=20

We did 50p fines with our amatuer team, I was left with about 178 quid and then Covid hit só donated it to charity.

I assume a Liverpool one is more than that.

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“Liverpool squad moral at all time low as players turn on each other in bitter court battles.”

“Captain Jordan Henderson, furious about being denied a free transfer to 'Ed-Choppedoff United, is determined to earn his promised 700k a week by robbing his teammates for perceived infractions”

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A job with the tabloids awaits if you ever get bored for scouting for Liverpool… :joy:

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:rofl::rofl::rofl:

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And younger than Millie, so FSG killing 2 birds with 1 stone :wink:

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I think i need a hug :slightly_frowning_face:

https://twitter.com/Tactical_Times/status/1681717382673252367

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Monsters Inc Hug GIF

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If I’m honest the biggest loss on that list is Firmino and we have a fair few options.

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For anyone in doubt, my comment was firmly tongue in cheek.

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I’m not sure if this is reliable but it looks like the Fürth game will be live on Sky Sports News (Deutschland) on Monday (13:00 kickoff, so I will have to pretend to be working for the duration.)