Manchester City* - 130 charges (and counting...) (Part 1)

does this mean Pep wont be able to afford 2 new FB?

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I’m laughing…but srsly…

What the fucking fuck has football come to??

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I should’ve been a football agent. How hard can it be?

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That seems low on Haaland’s side- e150k a week? I guess that’s the slice of the pie where some of the other payments are coming from.

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I think it is written incorrectly. I think it means €40m a year for 5 years putting it around €769k a week?

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:rofl: Yeah that makes a LOT more sense and makes the numbers add up better.

And there was me thinking the poor bugger was going to have to live off just e150k a week. And that’s before the tax man gets his half!

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You can kind of see why we don’t sign some players

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FIFY

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Sound like there will probably be another sponsor, maybe a company called “Blue Haaland”, with the CEO listed as a Jesse Heisenberg.

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I asked the same question when I booked my ski holiday.

That’s certainly an expensive way to keep knee surgeons and benchmakers busy.

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Would love to see the faces of Pep and co when Haaland becomes a crocked lesser version of Timo Werner

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For me Haaland is class. But hope he is shit at City.

But fear he might be class

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Yeah, clips I’ve seen of Haaland he’s quite a beast and a very good finisher. Ignoring the injuries if you were looking for the ideal PL forward you wouldn’t go far wrong modelling it on what Haaland brings to the table.

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Haaland has never had to play against a Virgil/Joel CB pairing.

Will score less than 10 goals if he joins the PL next year.

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Cheaters play Atletico on the Wednesday before facing us on the Sunday :upside_down_face:

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Is the Wednesday for them confirmed? And do we play on Tuesday?

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Says we play on the Wednesday also…

But they play at home and we have to travel.

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Yeah but only to Portugal… Be like a day out :0)