Manchester City* - 130 charges (and counting...) (Part 1)

That guy gave me nightmares.

Haaland looked really pissed off yesterday, odd considering he is off?

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Ah mate you are my fucking hero!!! He is Viiiiigoooo!

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I hope this fucker does end up like Werner… have a horrible feeling he’ll be more like an Aguero than a Werner though…. (Goals goal goal not style of play)

City are now the club with the highest revenue in world football… 11 years ago they were mid-table and had Mark Hughes as their manager. In that time they’ve not won the champions league.

Brady Bunch K GIF

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Maybe if he does come to City we can fucking spray that positive pink slime over him to reduce his power

Your Love… is taking me higher!

Quality film by the way

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The highest revenue in World football thing, sounds very suspicious to me. No way, can City have legitimate revenue, higher than Utd and Real Madrid.

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They don’t even have the loan market ownership Chelsea had.

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During a year of covid they raised revenue Ā£100mil, when every other team either lost or stayed the same… Sure ok… Nothing to see here.

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No, but they do have sponsors, who don’t actually employ anyone

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Wow. Massive credit to them to make that sort of improvement in such a short period of time. A real example for what other clubs trying to up their station should look to as a model to replicate.

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Oh I know it’s all bull, I was trying to think of any other way they could make that amount.

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It’s a heartwarming story of plucky upstarts, who pull themselves up by their bootstraps, and, though hard work and honest toil, achieve success against all the odds.

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They’re the people’s club of Manchester and they just found a way to leverage that. They recognized the world is now very cynical and people are weary of it and want more authenticity. They looked to their neighbors making money from a worldwide fanbase and doubled down on their world famous local fans, and the world seems to have responded to that. It’s raw. It’s authentic. It’s what the Billionaire autocrats of the gulf states want pumped into their castles.

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Who are they then? The Gallagher brothers and Eddie Large?

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And don’t actually exist

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You forgot Bernard Manning.

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How could I forget Bernard? Thanks for reminding me.

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Also generic terrorist in original Die Hard. Scary Mary :flushed:

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I doubt it, but hopefully they go after this lot next. But with having just had the Saudis in at the Toon, football is just getting more fucked right now.

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Not a bad hard rock singer as well. Jericho i.e

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