Manchester City* - 130 charges (and counting...) (Part 1)

So obsessed with LFC that they had to drop some red in their new home kit…:joy:

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Looks like some 90’s band from you know where…especially that felt tip head at the front…is he supposedly there to look menacing…sit down you idiot…

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If he wasn’t good st football he would have a blue tattoo on his face

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He looks to me like the sort of guy, who, if he wasn’t good at football would be on his local corner selling his sister for bag of blow

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What does this mean?

Kids in juvenile detention or borstal would often have a blue dot tattooed on the face to show they had served time. Usually by fellow inmates with a needle and indian ink.
He just looks like someone from that place, a little bollox doing his best to be a hard man.

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My grandma had one of these blue dots on her face…maybe she didn’t tell me the best bits about her life! :sweat_smile:

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Oh…dont tell her!!

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She’s been dead a few years so that ships sailed!

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And waiting for his mum…to stand behind

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I have the urge to break into a particular house and superglue my pubes onto someone’s fucked up eyebrows, no names.

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There is probably a support group…

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I’m sick of running that group, nothing changes.

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It does remind me of the Soccer AM Cagoule skit

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At least they haven’t written their name on the shirts like that away one, just in case they forget who they play for.

Probably one of the worst kit designs

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Anyway, in addition to Haaland, reports that City are looking for 2 new first team signings. We know Fernandinho is off so it makes sense that one is in midfield, regardless of what happens to Gundogan. The other, you guessed it…a FB.

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Are City the place where full backs go to die?

Can’t say I’ve seen or heard of any of them once they go there. Maybe a Walker Bunga Bunga party is some kind of full back sacrifice ritual?

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Cucurella has been very good in most games I’ve seen Brighton. Also from the Barca academy. Pep probably knows him since his was very young.

Not I’m not really concerned. Like I said I expect Pep to leave next year and many of there current players will decline after that.

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