Manchester City* - 130 charges (and counting...)

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When Pep was Barca manager this Tiki Taka thing was fun to watch with great players like Xavi and Iniesta but this right now is ugly.

Instead of settling to defend 90 minutes their opponents should play man v man against them. Each outfield player should man mark one of Cityā€™s players.

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Spoiler: It is that simple.

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Heā€™s sarcastic (and heā€™s been like that for a while). Though itā€™s partly true. Money is certainly not the only factor, but it seems like you canā€™t consistently keep winning without it.

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If it wasnā€™t for us City would be on a course for 4th league title in a row. And the worst thing is that this City side is going nowhere anytime soon.

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The saddest thing is that it was apparently bad for the Premier League ā€œproductā€ to win it by February last year but it isnā€™t bad for the same state-owned club to win it every year.

Makes no sense to me.

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I disagree a little bit.

What until they choke in Europe again and Pep gets the arse (we know he will because that is the 1 thing more than anything that the owners crave). They will also suddenly realise that unlike in the Prem, C/L success canā€™t be as easily bought and they will get bored and either look to sell up, or stop giving the manager a bunch of blank cheques, and when that happens the club will be forced to become more self sufficient, but they donā€™t have the name, history or brand to still compete without the blank cheques

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David Moyes, this week described Guardiola as the ā€˜Heston Blumenthalā€™ of football, because of his innovative coaching methods. What a load of arse licking rubbish from Moyes!
Iā€™ve no doubt that heā€™s a good coach, but heā€™s got access to unlimited funds, which allows him to sign any player he wants. Thatā€™s why heā€™s got a squad with quality to field two teams in the Premier League. Iā€™d like to see how he would fair if he was at another club, working with a small transfer budget.

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Not because they are both bald fuckers?

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Or annoying igotistical cunts?

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Pity he wasnā€™t talking about Allardyce.

He could open a gastropub called The Fat Fuck.

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Statman Gaz was on 606, brave lad.

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Rio has a dream of management?

Or that was Pep? Canā€™t really be arsed to be honest, though with the CL weā€™ve been here before

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https://www.goal.com/en-us/news/guardiola-man-city-respect-always-competing-title-other/192ze6wf9q08g110zg9wtdfu5b

Hell of a challenge they put up last season. They finished only 18 points behind Liverpool. But letā€™s not forget that their FFP violating team that costs more than the GDP of a small nation had lost Laporte for 2 and a half months.

Impressive run this season too. Theyā€™re beating handsomely so many teams that are not even close to their level. The one team that could rival them, Liverpool has been decimated by injuries on an unprecedented scale but thatā€™s just an excuse.

Congratulations Pep, youā€™re the best you cheeky bastard.

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Peps a cunt of a manager, with a cunt of a supporter baseā€¦ itā€™s a shithole of a club whose claim to fame is being existent for the 20th century.

Having said all that, isnā€™t it telling, absolutely indicative of the cesspit that is man city, that the best thing about that place is pep and the football that cunt of a group play, and the teal fans that were there at the get go?

Must be awesome renting yourself out to a regime like that. Really awesome

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pay me kim kardashian GIF by GQ

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Fixed for accuracy

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18 points which would have been more if it had taken us more than 31 games to win it.

They were second in a one horse race, this is coming out due to the CL talk.

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