Not sure I even have a pic of it. This was when I lived in Seoul. My phone was two-tone and all I did was drink and try and bed Korean girls.
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Slightly different from when I lived in France: we didnât even have mobile phones in those days, so all I did was drink and bed a stunning French girl.
Pity we had to break up when I returned to the UK. Câest la vie. 
and they say romance is deadâŚ
The essence of manhood.
Thread title answered in the last few posts - mullets, booze and bedding women. Onto the next thread now.
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Yes, but what about bags?
Including a double chin perhaps
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I canât grow a beard, but I have a goatee to hide my lack of a chin.
More a stupid boy.
What was the stupid part, the phone?
Haha
I drank way too much and was pretty much a selfish cunt.
:0)
Haaaa pmsl.
Barclays Bank is very pleased to inform you that we are installing new Drive-thru" cash point machines where our customers will be able to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. To enable our customers to make full use of these new facilities, we have conducted intensive behavioural studies to come up with appropriate procedures for their use. Please read the procedures that apply to you and remember them
PROCEDURES FOR OUR MALE CUSTOMERS:
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Drive up to the cash machine. -
Wind down your car window. -
Insert card into machine and enter PIN. -
Enter amount of cash required and withdraw. -
Retrieve card, cash and receipt. -
Wind up window. -
Drive off.
PROCEDURES FOR OUR FEMALE CUSTOMERS:
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Drive up to cash machine. -
Reverse back the required distance to align car window with cash machine. -
Re-start the stalled engine. -
Wind down the window. -
Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card. -
Turn the radio down. -
Attempt to insert card into machine. -
Open car door to allow easier access to cash machine due to its excessive distance from the car. -
Insert card. -
After "Invalid Card" is displayed - Remove the afore mentioned "Marks & Spencers" Charge card and insert correct Cash Point card -
Remove Cash Point Card -
Re-insert Cash Point card the right way up. -
Re-enter handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page. -
Enter PIN. -
Press "Cancel" and re-enter correct PIN. -
Enter amount of cash required. -
Check make-up in rear view mirror. -
Retrieve cash and receipt. -
Empty handbag again to locate purse and place cash inside. -
Place receipt in back of cheque book. -
Re-check make-up. -
Drive forward 2 meters. -
Reverse back to cash machine. -
Retrieve card. -
Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided. -
Restart stalled engine and pull off. -
Drive for 2 to 3 miles. -
Release hand brake.
Feel this is apposite:
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SzoboszlaiâŚshould be on the listâŚ
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Gotta say, he looks more like Alf Stewart these days
Craig P Johnson or Lyndon B Johnson -
Hard to tell the difference :0)
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