Music - Best Line / Worst Line

Somehow the 3rd line in the 4th verse somehow captures (perfectly) a notion of a bygone English era and English-ness… obviously people all over the world feel this way and do and maybe what was captured was a feeling of helplessness as time fitters away as one gets older.

Every year is getting shorter, never seem to find the time
Plans that either come to naught or half a page of scribbled lines
Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way
The time is gone, the song is over, thought I’d something more to say

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Every verse from Prisencolinensinainciusol is genius. It’s a song by an Italian that was written to mimic the experience non-english speakers have listening to british and american artists. It’s just a series of sounds that approximate words, but mean absolutely nothing.

Sharing “the lyrics” doesnt really make sense, but here is the whole thing in all its glory

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John Lennon - God

Great track, great lyrics.

I know we are only supposed to put a few lines of the song out there but with this one I think it needs to be all or nothing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4tK2ZkHMAU

God is a concept
By which we measure our pain
I’ll say it again
God is a concept
By which we measure our pain
Yeah, pain, yeah

I don’t believe in magic
I don’t believe in I Ching
I don’t believe in the Bible
I don’t believe in tarot
I don’t believe in Hitler
I don’t believe in Jesus
I don’t believe in Kennedy
I don’t believe in Buddha
I don’t believe in mantra
I don’t believe in Gita
I don’t believe in yoga
I don’t believe in kings
I don’t believe in Elvis
I don’t believe in Zimmerman
I don’t believe in Beatles

I just believe in me
Yoko and me
And that’s reality

The dream is over
What can I say?
The dream is over
Yesterday

I was the dreamweaver
But now I’m reborn
I was the walrus
But now I’m John
And so, dear friends
You’ll just have to carry on
The dream is over

and worse (and slightly concerning) lyrics, again I will go for John Lennon to balance it out (who wrote this even though it is a Beatles track) …

Run For Your Life from Rubber Soul

“Well, I’d Rather see you dead, little girl, than to be with another man”

Y’know, Shane MacGowan hadn’t even visited New York City when he wrote this song. And, I believe, the NYPD never had a choir - and, if they did, they certainly didn’t sing Galway Bay.
Shane’s an hero of mine. I recommend Julien Temple’s recent documentary on the man (think it’s called Crock of Gold, should be on BBC). There’s a particular scene I love, where Shane, surrounded by empty bottles and packs of cigarettes, is asked about James Clarence Mangan; ‘I admire the way he lived his life, you know…he was an alcoholic, Republican junkie, and he died young…’, slurs Shane, ‘…but fortunately I always put my health first…’.
One of my current favourite verses of Shane’s, as a scruffy, alcoholic, Catholic Welshman who’s moving to NYC in the near future;

In Manhattan’s desert twilight
In the death of afternoon
We stepped hand in hand down Broadway
Like the first men on the moon

And Blackbird broke the silence
As you whistled it so sweet
And in Brendan Behan’s footsteps
I danced up and down the street

And we said goodnight to Broadway
*Giving it our best regards *
*Tipped our hats to Mr Cohan *
Dear old Times Square’s favourite bard

Then we raised a glass to JFK
*And a dozen more besides *
When I got back to my empty room
I suppose I must’ve cried

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I have always wondered about this song from the 70’s.

Is Mrs Avery angry on the phone and does not want her daughter to speak to him - or is she encouraging the guy on the other end of the line to take action and stop her daughter from leaving? She sure gives him a lot of info about her daughters movements.

It’s a strange song - hard to pigeon hole - but somehow I like it.

https://youtu.be/7LXpnNKNxJI

Another mystery in song, is what exactly did Billie Joe McCallister throw off the Tallahassee Bridge?

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Loved the song also… Shel Silverstein was a very very good lyricist
Check out one of his ‘dodgier’ songs… ‘Polly in a Porno with a Pony’ :joy:

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My crazy musical family (I’m the runt drummer) have a weekly jam night. Sylvia’s Mother is a real end of night treat. Then Elbow’s One Day obviously, Hey Jude.

I’ve seen this before with a differently choreographed video. It’s proper mesmerising both the tune and the video. :+1::nerd_face:

Had no idea this existed.

Bloody marvellous.

best…

At the end of a storm
There’s a golden sky
And the sweet silver song of a lark

no explanation needed

worst…

'Eezer Goode 'Eezer Goode He’s Ebeneezer Goode
'Eezer Goode 'Eezer Goode He’s Ebeneezer Goode

hated that fucking song…

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But what about his bittersweet face??

Not sure I could ever say something is the best/worst, but Billy Joel’s Downeaster Alexa needs to be mentioned in here.

Like I just said in the politics thread, he is a great story-teller who just happens to be a musician…

Well I’m on the Downeaster Alexa
And I’m cruisin’ through Block Island Sound
I have charted a course to the vineyard
But tonight I am Nantucket bound

We took on diesel back in Mantauk yesterday
And left this morning from the bell in Gardiner’s Bay
Like all the locals here I’ve had to sell my home
Too proud to leave, I work my fingers to the bone

So I could own my Downeaster Alexa
And I go where the ocean is deep
There are giants out there in the canyons
And a good captain can’t fall asleep

I got bills to pay and children who need clothes
I know there’s fish out there but where, God only knows
They say these waters aren’t what they used to be
But I’ve got people back on land who count on me

So if you see my Downeaster Alexa
And if you work with the rod and the reel
Tell my wife I am trawling Atlantis
And I still have my hands on the wheel

Now I drive my Downeaster Alexa
More and more miles from shore every year
Since they told me I can’t sell no stripers
And there’s no luck in swordfishing here

I was a Bayman like my father was before
Can’t make a living as a Bayman anymore
There ain’t much future for a man who works the sea
But there ain’t no island left for Islanders like me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVlDSzbrH5M

Some Jebs for anyone who was growing up in Oz in the 2000s…

This entire song is a masterpiece imo, but one line in particular always got me right in the feels.

I can handle the fighting, it’s the affection I can’t stand
And I don’t mind us talking, just don’t try and touch my hand

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIaieZQmygc

A very underrated song from Billy Joel contains the opening lines -

" We walked on the beach beside that old hotel
They’re tearing it down now, but it’s just as well"

Always liked that song- though you never hear it on the radio.

For comedic value, You can’t go past Weird Al’s Canadian Idiot.

Don’t want to be a Canadian idiot
Don’t want to be some beer swillin’ hockey nut
And do I look like some frost bitten hosehead
I never learned my alphabet from A to zed
They all live on donuts and moose meat
And they leave the house without packin’ heat
Never even bring their guns to the mall

Always hear the same kind of story
Break your nose and they’ll just say sorry
Tell me what kind of freaks are that polite

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Growing up, we were taught to believe that everyone was created equal in the masterplan

All over, people changing their votes
Along with their overcoats
If Adolf Hitler flew in today
They’d send a limousine anyway

There are plenty of good lines in this…
No matter how many times a song has been listened to, hearing it whilst reading the lyrics simultaneously, always adds another edge to it me thinks

Back in Craig David’s height there was a popular remix of Rendezvous that had the line

I can sauté but foreplay’s my forte,
Been known to score more ways than Luis Boa Morte.

Which was weird shit even back in the early 00s when it came out given he was famous for being a star prospect at Arsenal who never actually scored for them

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There’s a brilliant scene in season 2 of Only Murders in The Building where people sing this during a blackout.

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