Thats the dream scenario them been cut adrift at the bottom come Jan and trying to incorporate a shit load of new players into a new managers game plan has disaster written all over it.
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The only thing missing in that Newcastle VIP box is Andy Murray’s reptile of a mother.
I know that for this to count as punditry, I need to have been a pro footballer…but Newcastle really are crap, aren’t they?
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It would be best all round if the richest club in the world were competing in the championship next season with Shearer appointed as Manager 
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To be fair to Shearer he realised that was stupid after the first time.
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I think you can bet on a big name making ridiculous money. Ancelotti can’t last at Real forever.
A Mourinho dead-end to ruin a couple of seasons might be good.
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Or maybe Ant and Dec as joint managers.
I know what Kane was thinking there “Anything Mo can do, I can surely do.” DOH!
Damn, well in Regulon for spotting that
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What’s happened??
Oh dear Cardiac Arrest in the stands…hope for the best…well done to the teams and staff for responding
Looks like a heart attack in the crowd
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Crikey.
Appears that someone in the stand has a medical emergency.
Fat Fwank will get them promoted within 2 seasons.
wow now the game is being suspended for now…must be a serious situation
That should be the decision to let the players go into the changing room rather than standing around and wait.
Looks like game is suspended.
I got the feeling that was going to be the case last night after Shearer’s little eulogy on MOTD.
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Well, the new owner of Newcastle get to experience it all.