Closing his eyes and hitting it as hard as possible and hoping for the best. As usual.
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United still have only two attempts in the entire match, one of them gifted by Jorginho.
NEIN, Werner, NEIN, NEIN, NEIN, NEIN, NEIN.
Same as always firing blanks.
Hmm, a troublesome person has appeared.
United are offering nothing, as usual. The only difference is they aren’t 3 or 4 down like they normally are.
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Is Werner contributing more for Chelsea than Ronaldo is for Utd though? 
True actually. 
No slabhead today though.
The feel good factor is back though, right?
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I’ll take a draw, United are useless.
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Lucky us. Baily is notch better. This game might have been over already if he was there.
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WAN biscuit ffs.
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Lukaku winner written in the stars if United keep gifting them the ball back
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Can’t decide which player should I jinx next in my fantasy. So much shite all around…
Or Bailly might himself put it in
Fred, AWB and Werner having one hell a crap off this evening
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Fred cant be Brazilian
Best piece of skill I’ve ever seen by Wan-Bissaka and he follows it up with a misplaced 5 yard pass.
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Fred is a horror show today.