17:59 GMT
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This is like watching two old drunk men staggering around a pub car park trying to have a fight.
Mark, Harrogate
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Thats their chanceā¦
Wasnāt even close 
What a miss by Dobby.
Need to put up the tickets far more to have a pot to be the players Man U need
Was funny to pick out individuals laughing at Rat Boy rather than just the collective.
City needs to cheat 130 more times to be a threat to us. Useless.
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Slapping hands again Martinez, youāre still useless.
Mike Dean -
Not University Challenge standard intelligence is he
18:03 GMT
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How can Mike Dean make a comment like āNot in a big game like this mateā it shouldnāt matter the magnitude of the game. Thatās a penalty!
Dean
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City have had it now, Antony coming on
Haha Doku got past that Man Utd defender by some slow motion feet movement and a bit of walking speed.
Suddenly fancy some chicken thighs for tea.
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Is this the lad who got injured in a friendly?
And cost them about 40m?
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Yoro looks like Tsimikas with fake teeth too big for his mouth.
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Lizard boyā¦from Vā¦only people of a certain age will understand
Yes, the supposed wonderkid that United sniped out from the clutches of Real Madrid for 50-odd million.
Heāll be shite like every other one of their major purchases.
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Neck tattoos are fugly sorry if anyone has one well they are as exampled by Antony and Foden.
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Heās got a few more growth spurts I reckon.
Fodens is a zipā¦and a number for the bus to go homeā¦
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WTF did Fernandes do there?!?
They really are lucky Man Utd are shite.
Also donāt boot the postā¦ I was out for 3 months when I did that in warm up 
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