Premier League 2024/25 (Part 1)

The score in Manchester suggests the problem may have been the players all along.

Has anyone told Jimbo and Dave?

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Now that I have my coffee I am taking a poll on which game you’d like me to watch with you.

Please advise.

Pretty much every syllable makes me cringe.

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NO!

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At this point it seems obvious to me that his remit is to evaluate the entire squad for the rest of the season, regardless of results. INEOS are prepared to punt the whole season to get a sense of who’s worth keeping and who isn’t.

It’s an utterly mad approach considering they were barely a third of the way through the season when ETH was sacked and United were I think 4 or 5 points off of 4th place at the time.

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Yeah her voice is a bastard, but I’d still kiss her chipmunk-looking face.

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Oooooo Kerkez. Sign him up.

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Just tell her you’re Amad Diallo.

She feckin LOVES that donkey.

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As the old plumber I used to work with used to say you dont look at the mantle while you’re poking the fire.

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Oh…

I should add, there are posters on the Caf talking seriously about winning the Europa League.

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Old Trafford emptying. Scenes.

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I went with the Mancs they need me because their own fans are leaving after USA said, “Hojlund went for glory” and “remaking the fortress”.

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There are days I want to hug you. Today is one so far.

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We had a slightly cruder thing being said

Cover the face , **** the base.

So sorry you’ve had to read this people.

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I believe the Dems said that last election cycle

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You need to apologise to @Maria for this.

Disgusting.

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I want to ask @GermanRed how it’s going in the bitters match but he’s more angry and superstitious than @cynicaloldgit

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This is true, I’ve noticed @GermanRed becoming more and more angry these past few weeks.

I’m certain there are some jokes to be had about Germans getting angry, but those would be in poor taste, and as you well know that’s not my style at ALL.

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It’s been his birthday for the last week or so. Age will do that. Google @cynicaloldgit.

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Father Time is a bastard, right enough.

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