Manure fans should be like
Oh cheer up United. Just 6 points behind the city! Thatâs huge progress.
I think you take the armband from Bruno and give it to Rashford
Wolves showing Utd what a new manager bounce is supposed to look like. Utd are not this bad. A moderately good manager should be doing a LOT better than he is doing.
Other than Wolves, the big winners today were Marcus and Ten Hag.
United needs a new manager. Oh waitâŚ
Reminds me of another upstart young Portuguese manager from a few years ago
Yup. Literally all he does is tackle and pass the ball sideways.
Heâs revered as a God over onât Caf.
Andre Villas-Boas.
Itâs almost a shame that two big clubsâs disasters are taking up so much media space (well, itâs fun though!) I would have liked them to talk more about Forest and their amazing season.
Why are pundits so certain Amorim is a good manager, big difference from Portugal to the Premier league, but for them he talks well so he must be good
Any updates on United having a top 4 squad?
He may be a very good manager, but itâs not exactly a dream scenario for anyone to come in and turn around the oil tanker in the Suez canal.
I am open minded. Their trajectory is so dreadful that I think itâs a gamble who ever they appoint.
Itâs not just the football, itâs the entire pestilent mood, player composition, the dressing room, expectations, the fans, owners; all of it is so toxic.
Villa and United have the same GD, which cracks me up
Worse thing is Ten Hag was terrible but his results were better than Amorim, but agreed the pool of players he has to work with, especially with regards to what they have spent is shocking
The players he has are completely unsuitable for his preferred formation and he seemingly has no inclination to change things up. Liverpool, and all the other clubs who passed on him, have been vindicated already for having concerns about his ability to play different ways (which one of Arne Slotâs big strengths - his principles are based on winning the game not a system and formation).
No post match thread today?
Jesus Christ! Lineker sounds so rough on MoTD! Has the flu for sure!
Absolutely shite decision to send Duran off. His left ankle twisted as he was slipping so he involuntarily tried to arrest his fall with his right leg and accidentally stepped on Scharâs back. Complete accident.
What good is VAR if it canât sort out stuff like this? Honestly itâs made things worse. They find extra ways of denying legitimate goals and also completely fuck up big decisions.
Even exchange: Mikel to manage spuds and Ange the Arse