Premier League 2024/25 (Part 1)

Isaak didn’t even celebrate. He might have yawned.

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He definitely left it in there and appeared to massively exaggerate to effect on his stride. Maybe not a “dive” then but certainly gamesmanship. The goalkeeper can’t go in like that and not win the ball, ultimately. It’ll get given every time.

Here comes @Arminius to tell us he said Isak would have a field day.

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With that inanimate central midfield shielding Maguire, this already looks like a Toon relay race. It could easily get out of hand.

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This Amorim bloke might be absolutely fucking shite you know.

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USA: These are professional footballers and at some point Amorim won’t stand for that.

Amorim: Rashford, warm up. You’re in.

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1-1 Felix.

Looks offside

3 CBs, all back and in position to defend, and the tall easy to find CF stands in the 6 yard box completely unmarked and heads it in unchallenged.

“Oh but he doesnt have the players for this system” says our commentator. Fuck me, what system can accommodate that level of not doing your job?

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Yep offside. And he did the stupid Steph Curry sleep celebration too lol.

VAR making an absolute meal of this offside call btw.

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That was way too easy for diver boy

Embarrassing how long it takes

Also Ratboy bleating about “more training time”

What training? To jump? Watch the ball? Follow your mark?

How many years have we had this system and it’s still taking 4 minutes to make a call on a very clear offside.

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Utd should buy Fred.

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WTF is Cucurella playing at, was there contact at all?!?

Cucurella dive. No yellow

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Sandcastle is on a high but fck me United are poor.

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I would be incredulous about the Manc’s scouting and transfer fee negotiation performance…if I could stop laughing for a moment.

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The diving in the league this season is pathetic and so far I haven’t seen a single player booked for it. Anthony Gordon every game is an embarrassment to the sport, Cucurella there rolling around holding his ankle on absolutely zero contact.

We take 4 mins on VAR to say that Felix was 3 yards offside then do absolutely nothing to punish players are blatently cheating to try and get other players booked or sent off.

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