Premier League 2024/25 (Part 1)

They were so earnest, for about 20 seconds I didn’t know who it was about. I particularly liked the journo who was somehow offended that as a forward Havertz might be expected to score regularly

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To be fair, at least they’re done with the Rooney one until they bring it back.

They need Darwin.

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Even he can’t help them evolve…

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Recurrence of an abdominal strain he’s been suffering through. Could be nothing. Could be the sort of thing that he comes back from too quickly and sees it dog him through the rest of the season.

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Villa coming into this more the last 5mins.

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Good game for the neutrals of which I am not one

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Good save by Martinez and then Watkins is almost in.

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He must have no left foot at all

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Let’s hope Arsenal don’t make that mistake, they should give him all the time in the world to properly heal.

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Probably explains why he has been quiet recently.

That sniper was good with his shooting then.

Half dive Martinelli

Arsenal are as likeable as Syphillis.

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Why you gotta ruin Syphillis’ name…

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I’ve grown to legitimately detest them this season. Couple of seasons ago I actually admired the work that Arteta had done in getting rid of the overpaid dross and building a strong team around young players.

I think the weight of expectation after the last two seasons has caught up and he’s resorting to shithousing to try to scratch out enough results this season. That, and his bitter press conferences have helped develop a hatred in me that I normally reserve for the likes of Ander Herrera and my wife.

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It’s certainly around well according to the sexual health clinic I visit.

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I almost gave up reading it but glad I did

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Villa starting to keep Arsenal out at arm’s length and get a little on the counter. They just need to stop giving Arsenal setpieces and cut out some of the silly turnovers, and I think the plodding nature of Arsenal’s attack will start to get frustrating.

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Where the fuck are his teammates?

Had the ball for about 20 seconds there and still not 1 Villa player in the picture.

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