Premier League 2024/25 (Part 2)

Joining Man United is the Mandela Effect of football. Once you join them, people aren’t sure if you ever existed. Reversible affliction as soon as you sign for someone else though.

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Ha ha @Man U

Would be good if they finished 17th.

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Yet also incredibly disappointing.

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This must be the most shit United team since they got relegated. Reaching out to @cynicaloldgit for confirmation.

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Almost as bad as next season’s team

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It is disappointing been like about 2 years ago when Leicester went down and Everton stayed up I’d expect they would drop as they don’t have the fight.

Everton are like a stubborn turd after all.

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Only because ETH managed to snag some unlikely wins delaying Amorims debacle of a reign. Had he come in 3-4 games earlier I reckon Utd would be shitting bricks right now at the fear of Ipswich jumping above them

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Match week 34 starts on Tuesday and ends on Sunday. Why?

FA Cup semis next weekend.

The teams involved have had their games brought forward (except Forest, apparently).

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If Arsenal doesn’t lose their next game, we just need to match their result to win the title.

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Guess our lads will watch together on Wednesday.

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Mason Mount had completely forgotten about Mason Mount.

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At least they won’t have to get permission to get together.

I can’t see this Palace team getting a win but a draw is possible.

Was he found under the same sofa as Phil Jones?

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Good start for Forest. Anderson putting them 1 up after a corner cleared falls to him…smashes it as hard as he can and with the aid of a deflection flies in.

Their run in after this is very favourable, be nice if they were the one of the clubs finishing top 5 after next month.

Almost got a whole load better for them had Wood timed his run a little earlier, what a sublime goal that would’ve been although question marks could be raised over Vicario.

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Man what is Chris Wood on this season. Spurs being torn to shreds by basic stuff, cross from Elanga was a pearler. Header equally brilliant. Vicario in his prime Mignolet form.

Spurs are still crap.

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The miracle Toffolo goal line clearance does sum up both teams fortunes to a degree. Then Richarlison does a Darwin one on one miss.