Premier League 2024/25 (Part 2)

I guess 4, we got them away last time so.

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TODO LIST

  1. Win PL - :white_check_mark:
  2. Knock plastics out of CL spots - :black_square_button:
  3. 90+ points - :black_square_button:
  4. Sign Trent - :black_square_button:
  5. Sign VVD - :white_check_mark:
  6. Sign Mo - :white_check_mark:
  7. Seek medical attention for consistent erection - :black_square_button:
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@PeachesEnRegalia . Your expert advice please.

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Aren’t Chelsea the plastics?

I get confused, hopefully Forest can take one of the spots.

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Arse are funded by the oil regimes too.

How?

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Standard Chartered Bank says Hi…

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Sponsorship would be my guess.

Stadium and shirts both sponsored by Emirates

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You know what is funny? I’ve just found out Man City played an FA Cup game yesterday and I’ve still even bothered to find out what their score was. Don’t care.

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Their development team center is fronted by a Dubai unit too. Sobha

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https://x.com/paddypower/status/1916786386713075937

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hahahah
Love it.

Peter plays the role very well.

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Because he’s not acting :joy:

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Yes, Chelsea.

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Fot those among us who like maths: :wink:

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Early odds for next season’s title:

United at 33-1? Aren’t there several zeros missing? :thinking:

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Those odds have just reminded me we’ll be seeing Scott Parker managing in the PL again. A cross between Xabi Alonso and a WW2 fighter pilot. Some tenuous links to Spurs have surfaced but surely not. I think Thomas Frank would be worth a shout to replace Ange Postenoclue.

However, Daniel Farke is likely to be sacked at Leeds, so he won’t even be able to see the fruits of his labour. He looks and sounds like the campest 70’s style German pornstar.

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I saw a video where someone had dubbed Dry Your Eyes by the streets on top of one of his post-game interviews and it was amazing

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