lol
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Both these teams are fucking shit, but at least Spurs try to play progressive football.
I genuinely don’t know what Amorim is trying to do with this squad.
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Ive just turned on and impartial Neville seems to be trying to will a United goal has he been like this all game.
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Here comes @Sweeting ’s boy. Game winning brace incoming
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That was top class distribution from Onana.
Remind me what did they actually buy him for?
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And now Onana sells out Dorgu with a horrendous throw out that Porro nicks. Dorgu has to commit a foul to stop a clear run by Porro.
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They’re the 2 week out dog shit that other dog shit look at in disgust
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“Manchester United are about to take the lead in the race to the bottom”
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I guess this vindicates his decision to join Man Utd now that he’s made his first team debut but I’m surprised he’s made the jump after two U21s games where he looked far less effective than at U18 level.
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The bloody hyperbole!
“For Spurs, it feels like a hint of a corner turned“
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The amount of teams that have turned a corner this season is more than the corners taken in a Formula 1 season.
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Most of them end up more like Nascar and turn enough corners that they end up right where they started.
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Man Utd saw light at the end of the tunnel when they fired ten Hag, but it turned out that light was a fucking freight train.
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For which they have spent heavily and are now, to remedy, sacking nearly the entire club staff, replacing the canteen staff with a vending machines that almost never have cups and are stocked with overpriced packets of crisps the brands of which no-one has ever heard of… 
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Nvm just saw their injury list, makes more sense.
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As he was coming on he was thinking to himself that this wasnt he bargained for when told he had a path to the first team.
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INEOS sponsoring the Away bench at the Tottenham stadium is too delightful for words.
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Goldbridge made the point that in sponsoring Spurs, INEOS basically funded their loan move for Tel, while refusing to pay that same loan fee to bring him to United lol
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