Like always with two potential rivals playing eachother, a draw is what I want from today’s match. 2 points shared out of a possible 3 should always be preferable, particularly in a weekend where we’ve picked up the maximum.
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One pair were a young lad (well, probably late teens) and his dad.
They literally looked like before/after (weight gain) images of each other 
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Does anyone remember the poll posted the other day asking whether Zirkzee or Hojlund was their best striker? I just turned on the game and based on today’s line up it turns out Amorim thinks the answer is Mainoo 
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Just ask nicely. I will give you comedy gold goals.
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Oh dear. Taxi for Amorim.
I’d rather them be like that than several red Manchester fans who were so pissed on a return journey that one pissed themselves and let their kids act like twats.
Anyhow it’s 2 hours why do you need to drink?
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Will Hughes has to be the latest late bloomer since @cynicaloldgit
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Few Utd fans “going to the toilet” already
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Martinez injured himself. Never a foul.
Brentford have been useless all game. Frank’s turned them into Moyes’ Utd.
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I’m not seeing the foul there. And I’ve looked and looked.
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Who said I ever bloomed? 
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Commentator: it’s dreadful to see a player taken off in this situation no matter who you support:
Me: 
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Old Trafford goes between sighing, crying, booing, leaking, and leaving.
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Mostly Crying
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Carra’s right, the standard of goalkeeping in this league is at it’s lowest.
Yoro and Maguire appealing against each other
As soon as Nathaniel is on the pitch 
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