Does anyone think Everton will play like tonight against Arsenal on Saturday?
You see those pigs in the sky?
They did at Goodison they kicked the shit out of them in 0-0.
Dyche ball.
Moyes knows which games he doesnât have to bother with.
At the Emirates you mean.
Ah yeah i hadnât realised.
Well since itâs not a derby, they wonât be allowed UFC moves, for a start.
So what youâre saying is, there is still hope for me?
You becoming a footballer and leaving the comedy circuit would be as welcome as prince harry leaving the uk .
Edit dont forget to ask craig johnson for new boots.
That⌠brings back memories.
Wasnât there someone on TIA called DaggerToTheHeart or something like that?
DaggerToMyHeart wasnt it ?
Yeah previously called ilprincipino or something , honestly have asked a poster here if he was/is him as his posting style is very similar , but they deny it, although i still think its them.
I havenât got any. Supply chain is fucked due to tariffs.
Design some new ones you lazy sod. What has happened to Aussie ingenuity and have a go?
Hmm, when did you last have something stolen from your hotel minibar?
Never? Thatâs due to my super inventing.
Bow before the mighty CJ.
Mate, donât act like a tall poppy. We donât like those. Fair dinkum get back to making new boots, youâve been in blighty too long and are whinging like a pom.
You can always tell those who have invented a hotel minibar security system from those who havenât. The former walk tall, admired by all and sundry, the latter squirm, and attempt to appeal to provincial stereotypes.
Spare a thought for those sorry souls.
Mods! there.is.a.tall.poppy.in.here.
H.E.L.P!