Premier League 2024/25 (Part 2)

Does anyone think Everton will play like tonight against Arsenal on Saturday?

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You see those pigs in the sky?

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They did at Goodison they kicked the shit out of them in 0-0.

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Dyche ball.

Moyes knows which games he doesn’t have to bother with.

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At the Emirates you mean.

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Ah yeah i hadn’t realised.

Well since it’s not a derby, they won’t be allowed UFC moves, for a start.

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So what you’re saying is, there is still hope for me?

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You becoming a footballer and leaving the comedy circuit would be as welcome as prince harry leaving the uk .

Edit dont forget to ask craig johnson for new boots.

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That… brings back memories.

Wasn’t there someone on TIA called DaggerToTheHeart or something like that?

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DaggerToMyHeart wasnt it ?

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Yeah previously called ilprincipino or something , honestly have asked a poster here if he was/is him as his posting style is very similar , but they deny it, although i still think its them.

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I haven’t got any. Supply chain is fucked due to tariffs.

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Design some new ones you lazy sod. What has happened to Aussie ingenuity and have a go?

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Hmm, when did you last have something stolen from your hotel minibar?
Never? That’s due to my super inventing.

Bow before the mighty CJ.

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Mate, don’t act like a tall poppy. We don’t like those. Fair dinkum get back to making new boots, you’ve been in blighty too long and are whinging like a pom.

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You can always tell those who have invented a hotel minibar security system from those who haven’t. The former walk tall, admired by all and sundry, the latter squirm, and attempt to appeal to provincial stereotypes.
Spare a thought for those sorry souls.

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Mods! there.is.a.tall.poppy.in.here.

H.E.L.P!