At the Emirates you mean.
Ah yeah i hadnât realised.
Well since itâs not a derby, they wonât be allowed UFC moves, for a start.
So what youâre saying is, there is still hope for me?
You becoming a footballer and leaving the comedy circuit would be as welcome as prince harry leaving the uk .
Edit dont forget to ask craig johnson for new boots.

That⌠brings back memories.
Wasnât there someone on TIA called DaggerToTheHeart or something like that?
DaggerToMyHeart wasnt it ?
Yeah previously called ilprincipino or something , honestly have asked a poster here if he was/is him as his posting style is very similar , but they deny it, although i still think its them.

I havenât got any. Supply chain is fucked due to tariffs.
Design some new ones you lazy sod. What has happened to Aussie ingenuity and have a go?
Hmm, when did you last have something stolen from your hotel minibar?
Never? Thatâs due to my super inventing.
Bow before the mighty CJ.
Mate, donât act like a tall poppy. We donât like those. Fair dinkum get back to making new boots, youâve been in blighty too long and are whinging like a pom.
You can always tell those who have invented a hotel minibar security system from those who havenât. The former walk tall, admired by all and sundry, the latter squirm, and attempt to appeal to provincial stereotypes.
Spare a thought for those sorry souls.
Mods! there.is.a.tall.poppy.in.here.
H.E.L.P!

Basically 5pts between 4th and 8th
Pretty good conversation here about complaints about it not being a âgood seasonâ
https://x.com/RorySmith/status/1908075692920586489
Main take - The press and fans, the latter maybe driven by the former, are fucking moaners who cannot be satisfied with nothing capable of matching the hyperbolic marketing of how fantastic the prem is
Tartkowskiâs leg breaker attempt still in the forefront of Sky Sports football coverage today.
And Tierney gets ZERO sanction. Still. In VAR duty at the Manc derby
Goodison is Arsenals favorite away ground.