Premier League 2024/25

What are you up to tonight, love? Fancy a pint? Asking for a friend…

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Why are you reusing the same lines that didn’t work on Alice ?

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Random petty thing to hate about United: how Dalot and Martinez high-five when they do basic defending shit like put the ball out for a corner.

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That reminds me.

Let me watch the Alice watch along and then try to do the wingman role.

Alice is a lost cause. You can tell by looking at her that she never has a wash.

Disgusting!

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See donkey doo/billy…is at his finest sprinting speed…lazy git

And you were the same guy who wanted her to fart on your face.

What the hell happened ?

I never said fart, you motherfucker. I never said that. I said I’d like her to sit on my face while I wear a breathe-rite strip.

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Mount done

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Mount’s body is failing him.

Bullet well and truly dodged.

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I still can’t believe we ever wanted him.

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Look, I get the distress of going down again, but this is a perfect example of how pathetically refs manage these situations. We know he cannot go on. It’s an injury that leaves him still capable of walking off. Why are we stopping the game for him to sit on the floor for 3 minutes?

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Isn’t it just gamesmanship?

Refs and even players want the game played 11v11 at all times.

You have to feel sorry for the lad…only 25 and out yet again.

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Mount is almost the definition of a one-season wonder. United were idiots for paying big money for him and putting him on a long-term big money contract, in a position where they already had an established player (Bruno). It’s going to be many years before they can climb out from all of the shit purchases and contract decisions they’ve made.

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Can somebody please remind me why I am watching this shit…

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Because - like the rest of us - you’re a sad, middle-aged git with nothing better to do on a Sunday afternoon.

Might kill myself, tbh.

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It is like NASCAR, the entertainment value lies in waiting for the crashes to happen

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It’s alledged Amorim dropped both Garnacho and Rashford from today’s squad as they were leaking the team in advance on multiple occassions.

I Don’t want City to win, but how is that not a penalty Hojlund on Haaland almost rugby tackling him