I think everyone’s taking their break at Christmas earlier than planned looking at the fixtures so far 
That why you should never play with an errection.
wtf else are you supposed to do with an erection? Read to it?
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Urgh, I double entendre’d myself.
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10 mins and we haven’t created anything, and mid thought Isaaaaak.
So vs Wolves we will be without Bajcetic, Endo, Gakpo, Gomez, Leoni, Salah, Bradley, Isak and Szoboszlai
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Come on the Ev!!
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Half of those players Slot would leave out of a fully fit squad if he could anyway.
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Hillbilly Dickinson Stadium
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Blueshite have the Redshite backed in
Beautiful defending O’brien.
Gjokeres soft little shite you.
Penalty Arsenal
Definitely handled it
Fuck is ginger bollocks doing?
Trying to copy Virgil
It’s always hilarious to hear the ref’s actual voices. Taylor sounded like Kermit the Frog. This guy sounded almost normal.
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I think he was trying to catch it
Everton with no shots on goal, no shots, and an xG of 0.0 for the first half..I don’t think I ever seen that.
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Leeds 2-0 up against Palace. DCL got both.
Who else if not Everton could do that?