Premier League 2025/26

Can already picture Arteta post match.

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“Gabriel absolutely collapsing with a touch from Woltemade”…Commentary. Hahaha.

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They just do…all the time…

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Great defending Malick

Gjokeres isn’t very good is he?

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If he’d just jumped for the ball it probably would have been enough to prevent Wolt scoring.

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Pretty clear this is Cheaty’s league now.

Arse are shit, we’re shit, Chelsea are shit.

It’s over in September.

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He looks very poor against decent opposition. Might score a few against the weaker teams

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Woltemade to Gabriel: Apologies not accepted.

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Everybody who had seen his stats and who he scored against knew he was a flat track bully. Unfortunately Arsenal fans only looked at the overall numbers.

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Apparently Woltemade refused to shake Gabriel’s hand.

Shocking lack of sportsmanship shown towards Arsenal. They are rightly aggrieved at the injustice of it all.

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No yellow. It’s Saint Saka after all

That’s what we want : Gordon to work his magic and get someone sent off.

Olympics Diving Competition comes early. Are there any decent scores from the judges?

Five components—number of somersaults, flight position, number of twists, type of approach, and unnatural entry.

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Golden balls Saka has 2 goals in his last 16 league appearances.

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He’s so sour faced…like a smacked bottom…

I am trying to read lips here…Did Gabriel say “Shake hands” or “Shit head”?

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I used to quite like Saka, but he’s become a bit of a dick.

Gordon is pants.

Looked like a penalty.

Goal was fine. Stupid dive by Gabriel. Then he tried to punch Wolte.

Arse not at all likeable.

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I wonder who you mean. There are so many candidates.

In order…Saka…Gabriel…