Havertz is out for the season.
Fully expect them to rush Saka back now.
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I remember the days when a hamstring injury would rule out a player for three to four weeks, now it’s three to four months and you often hear the mentions of surgery.
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Michael Owen?
I’ve heard Tena Man helps?
A hamstring strain is weeks a tear has always been months or longer look at the issues it caused Owen. As a tear requires the muscle reattaching together.
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I though a strain was a tear? Basically the same thing but degrees of severity?
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A strain is classed as a minor tear or the stretching of the muscle. A tear is classed as a full tear or rapture of the muscel.
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I thought Muscel was a place in Romania? Basically the same spelling but degrees of pedantry?
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Haha @cynicaloldgit
Incontinent old fuck.
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Hard to see how they can navigate the rest of the season with those injuries now, going to be forced to rely on youth players or use the likes of Tierney or Zinchenko in unfamiliar forward roles to give those who actually still have legs some rest. Wouldn’t be a surprise if both West Ham and Forest get results against them in the coming weeks.
Arsenal fans online seem to be suggesting that Merino might be their best fit at CF now 
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If your tactic was to score goals through the way we do or even say others do then perhaps.
But they’ve been pretty woeful to watch for a while now and it seems they have very little beyond that.
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https://bjsm.bmj.com/content/48/18/1347
I recebtly presented a paper to the Royal College of Liniment Sniffers on the efficacy of the current grading system used for muscle injuries.
I proposed a four-tier colloquial scale that will allow the common man to have greater certainty about the condition of their favourite player’s hammy.
- Just a tickle
- Feels like a bee stung me
- Get me off, boss
- She’s fucking rooted, the cunt
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Are liniment-sniffers a thing in the UK?
Right letters slightly wrong order lol.
Calafiori used to be a striker in his younger days. So the team morph into Stoke is nearly complete.
I remember them rushing him and someone else back vs us.
And he calls the rest of the forum bedwetters
And that’s exactly what I was doing in my post here.
It’s just that people’s comprehension skills don’t appear to be very high.
Idiots.
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cynicaloldgit morphs into insultingoldcunt.
This transformation comes courtesy of believing in an online persona that one creates to overcome the boredom of life. Sadly, its untreatable and makes the poor old git respond with more insult. The only way to reverse the process is the oldgit himself…
The pity is, the originaloldgit was entertaining and insightful and generally loved.
This version is becoming tedious.
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Nah
I’m very much the same.
Happy Valentines Day.
Chill a bit and stop calling people idiots and bedwetters for discussing stuff on a forum.