The Inaugural TAN Poster of the Year Award

Right you lot…

I, SBYM, being the Returning Officer at the above election and by the authority granted to me by our Benevolent Overlord @ISMF, do hereby give notice that the results of the said elections are as follows:

In the category of TAN Poster of the Year for Football Related Discussion, a tie has been declared following a comprehensive and thorough recount.

Congratulations to @Sweeting and @RedOverTheWater. The TAN faithful have declared that your footballing opinions are always worth listening to, even if one disagrees with what is being said. May you continue to educate us all on matters on the pitch for years to come.

In the category of TAN Poster of the Year for Non-Football Related Discussion (Nonsense), I am sorry to inform you all that the forum has lost its collective marbles and has settled on @Bekloppt. I have no idea how this happened and can only assume that everyone had magic mushrooms for Christmas dinner. May you hang your heads in shame, and may God have mercy on us all.

Thanks everyone for voting, time to smash Fulham.

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The End Is Near

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Sorry dude. They’re a mean bunch.

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I blame this post for the form over the last two games

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I want a recount!

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I’m so humbled I’m going back to bed.

I’ll write a long rambling acceptance speech later on.

:heart_eyes:

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congrats to Sweeting and BeKloppt… im sure there were many well deserved mentions of others aswell… well done to the two winning lads, but also the forum in general, the forum is in a pretty good balance right now thanks to a good mix of level headed posting and a few laughs.

ironic really as when the football turns to shite normally this place does too, funnily enough we won the title last season when the forum was probably at its worst with well documented issues, now the football is shite, the forum is one of the better places to be…

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I’ve never won so much as a raffle before, so forgive me for being a bit overwhelmed and underprepared for this honour.
I’d like to thank those who, due to whatever delirium or drug induced mania, decided to vote for me. I love you all, and would like to have your babies.
I voted for @Maria for her charm and idealism. We could do with more like her.
I’m looking forward to being addressed as Bekloppt (ITPOTY) for the rest of the year, and promise to uphold the values and standards of TAN in everything I do.

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that Bekloppt, he was OK up until he won that award, let it get to him, been downhill ever since…

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Where’s my new boots you promised me, black ones?

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Here you go. As you’re a Kiwi I thought you’d appreciate something retro, and brown.

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Not Black, bloody new fangled ideas pfft

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Aww thanks @Bekloppt,
I never been voted in before, thank you. You are too kind.:slightly_smiling_face: Congratulations on your win.

Congratulations @Sweeting on your award.

I think everyone take alot of time, effort and to make huge contributions to this place in their own special, unique and eccentric way.

Stay blessed everyone. :folded_hands: :palms_up_together:

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About 25 years ago (ugh) when Nike were first trying to break through into the football market my coach had a connection in that division and got his mate to send us a load of not yet commercially available first generation Nike boots, the ones that would later become the Nike Mercurial that R9 wore. Unfortunately the only had them pigmy sizes so me, with normal man’s sized feet couldn’t get any. Feeling sorry for me, he put in a call to someone else he knew at Puma and they sent him a pair of Puma Kings styled in this sort of throwback brown leather. It’s only pair of non-black boots I ever wore, but my god they looked incredible.

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I disappear for a week and they start having elections?
Can’t a guy take holidays around here?

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Thanks to everyone who voted :+1:

What makes this place is the community, and we’re lucky to have some top posters around here. A few of them now have a shiny little badge next to their name wear it with pride (or abuse your new powers).

Also, fair play to @SBYM for the effort put into trying to make the forum a better place :clap:

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I vote “abuse your new powers.” That is also why I don’t win awards like this.

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