The Man Utd thread (3)

[cynicaloldgit]

@aussielad

Something tells me the next couple of decades are going to have a lot of

FIFY

[Limiescouse]

@ZinedineBiscan

Obviously there are multiple issues going on at United, but I think one of them is that at some point losing becomes a habit, and I’m not sure how they’re going to course-correct that at this point with what will be largely the same group of players next season.

I dont know that anything has ever started out soo poorly received and yet still aged as badly as Woodward’s famous

[aussielad]

Another piece of gold from the cafe

At least we kept the scoreline respectable. Better teams than us will go there and get turned over. Probably.

[Limiescouse]

The Vietnam U17s side?

[Alright_Now_Legend]

When all hopes for a win
Are dashed by Lwin
That’s Amorim

And he hopes that Delap
Didn’t watch the mishap
That’s Amorim

[cynicaloldgit]

When you’ll soon get a slap
For posting all this crap
That’s Alright Now

[The_Phenom]

[cynicaloldgit]

Pfffft. My tits are bigger than hers.

[Alright_Now_Legend]

The more it annoys you, the more I thrive

Never gonna stop

[cynicaloldgit]

Consider yourself re-invited to Claridge’s.

Purely so that I can get them to slip some cyanide into your dessert.

[odin_telamon]

He gets them to slip some of his korma on to your dish.

[redalways]

Mutually Assured Destruction.

[PeachesEnRegalia]

The 'Caf continues to turn out bangers:

“while most of you stick checkers up your bums whilst pretending you’re a fruit machine” turned my ribs to dust.

[SBYM]

[mattyhurst]

They’ve got Hong Kong on Friday.

I’ve just seen the bus tour

[cynicaloldgit]

Hong Kong XI:

Sik Kok Kwong
John Woo Jackie Chan Bruce Lee Henry Tang
Chow Yun-Fat
Kelly Chen Michelle Yeoh
Anita Mui Hong Kong Phooey Marco Fu

Score prediction: 3-0 to the home side.

[SBYM]

[PeachesEnRegalia]

@SBYM

@cynicaloldgit they stole your bit.

[cynicaloldgit]

Meh. I can’t claim credit for the original.

[rab]

What’s below rock bottom?