The Man Utd thread (3)

Well there’s your mistake there, never pump a Millwall fan…

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not to mention this place, ‘bro’

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Is that to summer bay or ramsay street?

Pfff They were my Uni days.

Home is Cooper’s Crossing

You went to uni in summer bay AND ramsay street?

You is edumacated!

Yep, undergrad in ramsey st and postgrad in summer bay.

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Manchester United (66/1) are the most backed team to win the Premier League next season, with 30% of bets placed backing the Red Devils. 👀

If you don’t understand betting, that means if you put £10 on United winning the league, you will lose your £10.

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It’s a good joke, but there’s no 66-1 available in the UK:

Posted on one of their forums :rofl:

If average players like Wirtz are going for £100M. Al hilal must be prepared to cough up atleast £150m for us to even start thinking about letting the best attacking midfielder in the world go.

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Told ya.

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That went under the radar…

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How many caterers have they had to sack to get that over the line?

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Cue Robbo to get him sent off.

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I know this is just a joke but it’s actually fucking enraging. And their fans couldn’t give a shit.

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I don’t understand how a club that is over a billion pounds in debt and making such sweeping redundancies can spend £60m on a footballer without anyone batting an eyelid.

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“Why should I care? It’s not my money…”

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Because most fans think football operates like a Playstation FIFA game? I’ve been critical of our fans complaining about ticket prices going up slightly without any regard to whether the stadium staff are actually being paid a decent living wage.

Ultimately, with United, I have far more sympathy for working-class Mancunians than millionaire footballers or billionaire owners.

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You obviously haven’t passed Modern Football Fandom 101: All opposition supporters are scum.

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Only the social media ones.