The Man Utd thread (3)

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Haha @PeachesEnRegalia

Old fuck.

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Right…

Need to get this ship back on course…

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United fans hankering for De Gea after 3-4 years of vilifying him (towards the end of his United Stint) is hilarious.

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Just seen this on the BBC live text feed:

'I could hardly claim Chicago was brought to a standstill by Manchester United’s arrival last night.

There were a couple of fans waiting for them - and a couple of lads who asked what was happening when the local police put the barriers out that briefly blocked the pavement.

But there was not too much buzz when Ruben Amorim and his players eventually arrived.’

At least they didn’t go full open top bus tour this time :bus:

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That open top parade still makes me chuckle.

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The Utd bus…

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It’s been a bad time for open top bus drivers at some clubs recently - last time Arsenal needed one the Wenger Bus was coming, and everyone was jumping

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It just summed up their ritual humiliation of the last decade. Just a sad display all around.

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That said , I do think United will get better this season.

Maybe 13th ?

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Well if they aren’t they would be relegated.

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My favourite overheard United fan coworker discussion recently was when the fixtures came out and they were saying how crazy it was that such a big game as Utd Vs Arsenal was up first - I’m not sure 2nd against 15th can be considered that Super of a Sunday, sounds more like an easy start for The Gunners against relegation candidates :wink:

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Yeah two top 8 sides can’t meet on the first day…so that shows how lowly they’ve fallen.

Considering we’ve never finished lower than 8th it does show how much they’ve dropped off. And Klopp had a “concentrate on the cup” season as did Dalglish, not to mention some rather dismal periods.

I don’t think it’s that connected but since VAR came in they’ve really fallen off a cliff… hmmm

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I feel like I’m at home.

You cheeky scamp, Marcus.

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What he means is the club is a clown show and everyone around him are cunts.

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Don’t settle in too much, Marcus.

Desperate words from a desperate person.

From a troublesome period at a heavily struggling United, a short spell at Villa, going to Barca who are champions must feel like “what am I doing here, this is great”.

I doubt he’ll be there in a year.

The gift that keeps on giving: Man Utd considering charging fans ÂŁ4k for right to buy a season ticket as part of controversial plans for new ÂŁ2bn stadium.

Apparently it’s an idea based on the American concept of the ‘Personal Seat Licence’.

I had to read the article again as my brain initially assumed it was a typo and they were now so dull they were having to pay fans ÂŁ4000 to watch them, a bit like the recent club world cup where you ended up getting a ticket free with your happy meal in place of a napkin.

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Yup, PSLs have been commonplace over here for a while now. There was some uproar when they first came out, but now it’s just an accepted fact and people will pay it.

If United are able to sell all of their PSLs each season, it won’t be long before all clubs follow suit.

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