The Man Utd thread

[PeachesEnRegalia]

@SBYM

If they spend even an afternoon in 18-19th, I’m shouting the whole forum some pot noodles.

[Klopptimist]

Currently on sale 2 for £1:29 at BM Bargains. Want me to stack up in anticipation?

[SBYM]

If Brentford smack them at Old Toilet, it is on.

[tesh]

Is it too fanciful to think that MC will catch them before they win another???

[Noo_Noo]

Scary thought that.

Bit like being confronted with nothing to eat bar pot noodles for ever more.

[Noo_Noo]

Na it holds. You just know anything that those two eat in copious amounts would destroy any normal human.

[Klopptimist]

No fucker on here would pass the entry exam for the human race.

[mattyhurst]

I think about 5 of meals a week at uni was noodles related in some way.

I bought proper noodles though difference isn’t much.

[Limiescouse]

@mattyhurst

I think about 5 of meals a week at uni was noodles related in some way.

You dog

[aussielad]

@Klopptimist

No fucker on here would pass the entry exam for the human race.

Speak for yourself.

I, on the other hand am the epiphany of humanity

[Klopptimist]

Really? In a biblical sense I presume?

[aussielad]

I have the body of a god, so you could say that

[Sportbilly1966]

A fallen god possibly

[aussielad]

@Sportbilly1966

A fallen god possibly

More closer too Buddah

[sandsoftime]

Sir Jim Ratcliffe brutally axes Sir Alex Ferguson and ‘terminates’ the icons contract

Manchester United part-owners Ineos have reportedly ended Sir Alex Ferguson’s multi-million pound ambassadorial contract with the club in a bid to cut costs

Manchester United’s part-owners, INEOS, have reportedly terminated a lucrative ambassadorial contract with Sir Alex Ferguson.

The legendary Scot, 82, who stepped down in 2013 after 26 years at the helm, had signed an agreement to become a global ambassador for the club shortly thereafter.

According to The Athletic, this seven-figure deal, which has been in place since October 2013, has now been axed by Ineos.

The report suggests that Ferguson was informed of the decision during a face-to-face meeting with Sir Jim Ratcliffe, who explained that the club was looking to cut costs and could no longer afford to pay him beyond this season.

[mattyhurst]

It gets funnier and funnier…

Does he still get his tickets? Sadly this seems quite a good idea for once. Like I can’t remember seeing Ferguson in any global promotion.

Just read a comment… “was he paid to look miserable in the stands every game?”

[Sithbare]

The Camera’s focussing on Fergy whenever United sucked was probably the only ambassadorial role he’s done for the club

[redfanman]

@mattyhurst

Does he still get his tickets? Sadly this seems quite a good idea for once. Like I can’t remember seeing Ferguson in any global promotion.

Probably a meet and greet role that doesn’t get much media exposure?

[dalglish]

@sandsoftime

eport suggests that Ferguson was informed of the decision during a face-to-face meeting with Sir Jim Ratcliffe, who explained that the club was looking to cut costs

Shame they didn’t record and publish this - the fume would outgoldbridge-goldbridge and ol’ sourpuss could probably have earned back his yearly fee in five minutes…

[Klopptimist]

He should never have been allowed in the stadium after he left. Having the old boss haunting the place is never a good idea. I’m sure Klopp will come back to watch a game one day (and get rapturous applause) but he has the grace to fuck off for a few years first.