D’oh.
Maths was never my forte.
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Do they have the money to sack him?
Do they have the money to back him?
Love to see it.
I saw a story about them drawing up a short list .
It just sounded like a list of people who wouldn’t go there.
They can have a review in the summer though.
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They’ll sack another 300 people.
No problem
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That’s a new thread title right there!
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Oh Yes, but the office staff are going to have to start buying their own tea and milk.
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Even AI knows what’s going on at United:
Do they have the money to sack him?
Do they have the money to back him?
Rubin Amorim, the coach who thinks he has flair,
His tactics are bold, but his hair’s quite rare!
He walks on the pitch with a serious face,
But behind all that, he’s in a mad race!
With United’s board, who can’t make up their mind,
Should they give him a chance, or leave him behind?
His team tries to play with pride,
But if they lose again, where can he hide?
They’ll say, “Don’t worry, Rubin, it’s just a bad day,”
But deep down, they wonder, “Will we be OK?”
His stares are so sharp, they could cut through a breeze,
While his players try, and the fans beg and plead.
But every loss feels like a knife in the back,
As the Glazers debate, “Do we stay or attack?”
“Do they have the money to sack him?” they cry,
“Or will they give him a season to finally fly?”
Maybe next week, his tactics will stick,
Or maybe they’ll just throw him in quicksand so thick!
Oh Rubin, the manager, with dreams so bright,
Keep winning, or you’ll be out by the night!
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It seems he’s 10m a year.
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Hojlund, Zirkzee, then a bit of Mateta.
F*ck me, this would be next level.
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At least he’s “Premier League Proven”. That’s already an improvement by United’s recent scouting standards.
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That’s what Shaw was paid. Not sure he “earned” much of it.
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No mistake was ever made by paying over the odds for a bloke who had a good 3 months.
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I have a really shit day at work upcoming so have penciled watching this into my calendar to watch at 4pm to cheer me up
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I can recommend it lol. I’d call it an absolute hatchet-job if it wasn’t for the fact it was 100% accurate…
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Does everyone remeber when Amorim was praised for his wonderful man management of the pouty Rashford and Garnacho earlier in the season? He was harsh on them both and Garnacho responded with improved seriousness and form and Raahford’s inability to get back into the good graces was evidence of Amorim’s seriousness other players would have to heed.
Here we are 2 months later and Rashford looks a man reborn at Villa and Garnacho is a pouty little shitbag (who isnt even any good)
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Mateta’s better than both of the combined
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When people complain about FSG (including myself), we have to remind ourselves that it could have been so much worse. The sad thing is that these cuts will simply be a drop in the ocean for the billionaires that own the club, while the people who have been laid off will have their lives materially altered.
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He’s not wrong.
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