The Self Defeating Entertaining Jokers - The Spursy thread

I did expect them to bugger up when Kane said that this morning, expect it soon enough and they labelled VVD arrogant.

Hardest team they have played is Soton looking at their fixtures, next two is Chelsea and Man City I think we can better reflect after them two.

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All of this is so similar. It’s Spurs, they’ll Spurs it no worries.

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Spurs were having a training session one day and one of the players kicked the ball over the fence. Gazza said ”don’t worry I’ll get it”, jumped over the fence, and completely vanished for the rest of the day. The next day, approximately 24 hours later, Gascoigne jumped back over the fence, with the ball under his arm, completely straight faced saying ”I got it!”

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:joy:

Is that true?

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Apparently yes.

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I bet he’s watching The Masters.

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Mourinho talking about City’s spending last summer…

He’s forgetting that Spurs spent an astronomical £12m net less than City?

:joy:

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Mourinho attacking Pep and his team is a good thing; these two look our strongest rivals at this point.

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A draw tomorrow would be ideal.

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Someone said there will be a judging panel sat in the dugout with paddle boards to hold up in the air, each and every time Kane and Sterling take a phoney dive in the opposing penalty areas…
While all other contenders will be given marks out ten also… Experts predict one of the outright favourites above will dominate the ‘Pathetic Dives’ leader board…

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Oh no…

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John Terry is ready to pounce lol

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Wearing whose Full Kit?

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If he hasn’t already…! :ok_hand: :point_left:

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Rather him than me.

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If Tottenham keep this up, this thread’s title might need a change…

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I think it needs to go to the fighting cocks quickly

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Guess when Mou stops whining about what he doesn’t have and gets on with it he can still manage.

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