Don’t let @cynicaloldgit see this
Just been in Sainsburys early this morning to do some food shopping and I was behind an elderly lady in the queue who was also up early .
Her bill came to £41.80 but when she counted out her change she had just under £40. She didn’t want me to help her, but I insisted seeing as its Xmas and in no time at all we had all her shopping back on the shelves.
Was literally just about to post this. Had it screen shotted and al.
Kier Starmer was visiting a very small village in the UK, and asked the villagers what the government could do for them.
“We have two big needs” said the village spokesman. “First, we have a health centre, but no doctor.”
Starmer whipped out his mobile phone, spoke for a while and then said “I’ve sorted it out. A doctor will arrive here tomorrow. What is your other need then?”
“We have no mobile phone reception at all in our village.”