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So after 10 years of marriage, I finally found my wife’s g-spot.
Turns out, it was in her sister the whole time
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Wouldn’t let them in.
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Not wanting to be pedantic, but shouldn’t the 2nd one be Sttwo?
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More than just a bit annoyed that I cant remember how to write down basic numbers like 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500 in roman numerals…
IM LIVID
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A mate of mine just told me he’s shagging his girlfriend, and her twin.
I said, fuck sake, how do you tell them apart?
He said, her brother has a moustache.
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