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South African police in Durban… 
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A conversation I had with a hotel waiter this morning, about a cooked breakfast.
“Excuse me, I’m sorry, I’ve just noticed my fried egg is missing”
“Okay, so you’d like an extra egg?”
“Yes, please. Well, actually, no, not an extra egg, just the missing egg”
“Okay, so just one egg? Or two eggs?”
“Just one egg… the missing egg”
“It’s okay, we can do you an extra egg, no problem”
Through gritted teeth: “Thank you” and then under my breath once they’d gone: “but it’s not an extra egg, it’s THE egg”
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When your boss declines anal, you know it’s time to move on.
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Plot twist, his boss is his GF
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Ironically, it’s neither. 