The thread for jokes that don’t meet Flobs’ exacting standards (Part 1)

[sandsoftime]

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[Commando]

Absolutely brilliant.

[koptician]

[koptician]

[Retro_Helix]

https://x.com/footbalIfights/status/1930937453331841472

[dalglish]

Sounds like he’s 30% off.

[koptician]

[cynicaloldgit]

[koptician]

[Quicksand]

In what world is this considered a joke?

[sandsoftime]

[sandsoftime]

[Dane]

[RedWhippet]

All things dull and ugly
All creatures short and squat
All things rude and nasty
The Lord God made the lot

Each little snake that poisons
Each little wasp that stings
He made their brutish venom
He made their horrid wings

All things sick and cancerous
All evil great and small
All things foul and dangerous
The Lord God made them all

Each nasty little hornet
Each beastly little squid
Who made the spiky urchin?
Who made the sharks? He did

All things scabbed and ulcerous
All pox both great and small
Putrid, foul and gangrenous
The Lord God made them all, Amen

(Cleese/Chapman)

[koptician]

[Iftikhar]

That’s a K???

[Sithbare]

Didn’t even register until Ifti mentioned it.

[cynicaloldgit]

[Retro_Helix]

@Quicksand

In what world is this considered a joke?

Well, that escalated quickly.

[sandsoftime]

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