The thread for jokes that don’t meet Flobs’ exacting standards (Part 1)

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Saw this ad on Facebook and my first thought was

“Well YEAH…that’s a bullet and if you blow your brains out you don’t have to worry about earwax, or anything else any more for that matter!!”

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Sharp as a marble, he is!

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Didn’t realise Toro had a mo. :rofl:

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American edukashun at its best y’all

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What’s a globe?
Can’t you buy such things anymore?

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Made me chuckle this :0)

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I was ten when I heard that joke first…and it was as one dimensional Paddy bashing and drinking Oirish then as it is now…

Anyway…Irish man is drinking Canada Dry. Offers some to an Aussie bloke..

“Nah Cobber, don’t have time. Going to fuck a sheep”

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Why have they been decapitated

They’re off their heads?

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https://www.instagram.com/p/DM594c-CiRB/?img_index=1&igsh=ZzBld21wbHZkZnh5

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